{"product_id":"steady-bear","title":"Steady Bear","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"182\"\u003eFor those moments when you've explained it once... twice... and at least three times in writing. 😅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"292\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eSteady Bear\u003c\/strong\u003e sits patiently holding a sign that says exactly what everyone in the office is thinking:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"332\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"332\"\u003e\"AS I SAID IN THE PREVIOUS EMAILS\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"615\"\u003eCute? Absolutely. Passive-aggressive? Maybe just a little. This adorable desk companion is perfect for professionals, managers, teachers, administrators, customer service representatives, and anyone who has mastered the art of maintaining a polite smile while internally screaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eStanding proudly on your desk, Steady Bear delivers your message with far more charm than a reply-all ever could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"735\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"15cyrt5\" data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"759\"\u003e🐻 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"976\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"homc7t\" data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"806\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"771\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 5.2\" x 5.2\" x 3.4\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"muiude\" data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e PLA (3D printed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15ktvt4\" data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"886\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"852\"\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e Desk décor \/ office collectible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1q5whm7\" data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"976\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"889\" data-end=\"900\"\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Colors may vary slightly due to filament availability and screen settings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"981\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"h8zxi9\" data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1007\"\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t162ue\" data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003eFeatures the hilariously relatable \"As I Said in the Previous Emails\" message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"eqlh10\" data-start=\"1090\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003ePerfect conversation starter for any office or workspace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"83b67i\" data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1203\"\u003eCute bear design balances the sarcasm with charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"uxgy0a\" data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1273\"\u003eGreat gift for coworkers, managers, teachers, and office warriors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dn9a5w\" data-start=\"1274\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003eA daily reminder that patience deserves recognition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1331\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ek0iz3\" data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003e💼 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1m68jlu\" data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1371\"\u003eOffice desks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4pzks4\" data-start=\"1372\" data-end=\"1388\"\u003eHome offices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qcyi9e\" data-start=\"1389\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003eTeachers' classrooms\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rdga8v\" data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003eCustomer service teams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10qohrg\" data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003eAdministrative professionals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11hq1po\" data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003eAnyone who has ever sent a follow-up email\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1522\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"102vzkt\" data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003e⚠️ Important Safety Info\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1591\"\u003ecollectible art piece\u003c\/strong\u003e and not intended for unsupervised play by children.\u003cbr data-start=\"1643\" data-end=\"1646\"\u003eSmall parts may pose a choking hazard.\u003cbr data-start=\"1684\" data-end=\"1687\"\u003eDamaged 3D printed elements may create sharp edges.\u003cbr data-start=\"1738\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eNot suitable for children under 3.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1777\" data-end=\"1780\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1a4p6at\" data-start=\"1782\" data-end=\"1812\"\u003e📜 Design Credit \u0026amp; License\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1813\" data-end=\"1968\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1815\" data-end=\"1968\"\u003e“This file was created by \u003cstrong data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1852\"\u003eSTLFlix\u003c\/strong\u003e on \u003cstrong data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1871\"\u003eSTLFlix.com\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"1872\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003eThrough my paid subscription, I have obtained \u003cstrong data-start=\"1923\" data-end=\"1944\"\u003ecommercial rights\u003c\/strong\u003e to sell these designs.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1970\" data-end=\"1973\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2212\" data-end=\"2295\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2212\" data-end=\"2288\"\u003eBecause sometimes the cutest thing on your desk is also the most accurate.\u003c\/em\u003e 🐻📧😏\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"STLFlix","offers":[{"title":"English","offer_id":51940245045534,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spanish","offer_id":51940245078302,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0905\/1999\/4654\/files\/1_98b1e90621.jpg?v=1780969964","url":"https:\/\/wends3dprintsllc.shop\/products\/steady-bear","provider":"Wend's 3D Prints LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}