{"product_id":"unbothered-sloth","title":"Unbothered Sloth","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"88\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"88\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\"Can you repeat that? The audio just cut.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"149\"\u003eSure it did. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"373\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"175\"\u003eUnbothered Sloth\u003c\/strong\u003e perfectly captures the spirit of virtual meetings, frozen screens, surprise technical difficulties, and that overwhelming desire to never attend another video call again. Holding a sign that reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"421\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"421\"\u003e\"CAN YOU REPEAT THAT? THE AUDIO JUST CUT.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"640\"\u003eThis laid-back desk companion is the ultimate mascot for remote workers, office professionals, students, and anyone who has spent far too much time staring at a meeting screen wondering if it could have been an email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"780\"\u003eAt approximately \u003cstrong data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"681\"\u003e4.9\" x 5.1\" x 3.3\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, it's the perfect size to sit quietly on your desk while silently expressing exactly how you feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"785\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1att0tw\" data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"809\"\u003e🦥 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pocttj\" data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"856\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"821\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 4.9\" x 5.1\" x 3.3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"muiude\" data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"891\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"859\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e PLA (3D printed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15ktvt4\" data-start=\"892\" data-end=\"936\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eUse:\u003c\/strong\u003e Desk décor \/ office collectible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1q5whm7\" data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"950\"\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Colors may vary slightly due to filament availability and screen settings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1028\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"634m2o\" data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003e😴 Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1059\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yqec36\" data-start=\"1059\" data-end=\"1118\"\u003eFeatures a hilariously relatable work-from-home message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hyo8pp\" data-start=\"1119\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003ePerfect companion for virtual meeting survivors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1f8huuu\" data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1218\"\u003eCute sloth design with maximum office humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ir45ik\" data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003eGreat gift for coworkers, managers, teachers, students, and remote workers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nnpudt\" data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003eAdds personality and laughter to any workspace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ek0iz3\" data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003e💼 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1569\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4pzks4\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1390\"\u003eHome offices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"a2l83l\" data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003eCorporate desks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1199pbd\" data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1429\"\u003eRemote workers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rmicdy\" data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1457\"\u003eZoom and Teams veterans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"82sfwr\" data-start=\"1458\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003eStudents attending online classes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10usiwu\" data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1569\"\u003eAnyone who has ever hoped the internet would save them from a meeting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1574\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"102vzkt\" data-start=\"1576\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003e⚠️ Important Safety Info\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1824\"\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1615\" data-end=\"1640\"\u003ecollectible art piece\u003c\/strong\u003e and not intended for unsupervised play by children.\u003cbr data-start=\"1692\" data-end=\"1695\"\u003eSmall parts may pose a choking hazard.\u003cbr data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1736\"\u003eDamaged 3D printed elements may create sharp edges.\u003cbr data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1790\"\u003eNot suitable for children under 3.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1826\" data-end=\"1829\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1a4p6at\" data-start=\"1831\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003e📜 Design Credit \u0026amp; License\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1862\" data-end=\"2008\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1864\" data-end=\"2008\"\u003e“This file was created by \u003cstrong data-start=\"1890\" data-end=\"1901\"\u003eSTLFlix\u003c\/strong\u003e on \u003cstrong data-start=\"1905\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003eSTLFlix.com\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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